geoounce:

yrmaw:

harrysgettinhead:

british people are so fucking cute

they called christmas lights ‘fairy lights’

they called sweaters ‘jumpers’

sneakers are ‘trainers’

they say ‘you alright/you ok’ instead of ‘how are you’

i quit

fuck off you condescending twat

expectation

reality

“Seventeen seems like the perfect age. Not naive like sixteen. Not feeling the pressures of daunting adulthood like eighteen. Just plain and simple, seventeen.” — | #5 (via avenue)

mymodernmet:

Lifestyle photographer Grace Chon recently turned the camera on her 10-month-old baby Jasper and their 7-year-old rescue dog Zoey, putting them side-by-side in the some of the most adorable portraits ever.

spatsula:

the-bored-cat:

What does kindness get you? This.

WHAT THE HELL WHY ARE THESE COMMMERICALS SO FUCKING SAD LIKE I CRIED WHAT THE FUCK

catalystconduit:

i was trying to open a pickle jar and it fell and shattered on the floor and there was pickles and glass and juice everywhere and i slow turned to my cat and whispered “well we sure do find ourselves in a pickle here” then stood there laughing alone in a dark house illuminated by the fridge light while surrounded by my disaster 

origami-dolls:

“when the sun goes down the light reflects off the glass and it looks like the buildings are on fire”

unfollower:

you cant even stereotype the southern US because everything you come up with is probably true

“If I have to ask for your attention, then I don’t even want it.” — Unknown (via halluzinogen)

Title: Beachin'
Artist: Jake Owen
Played: 4 times

majestic-12:

Jake Owen, Beachin’


towongfoo:

you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?