when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” AND LITERALLY RIGHT NOW HE CAME IN THE CAR WITH A SLUSHIE AND I WAS LIKE WHY DIDNT YOU GET ME ONE AND HE LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYE AND SAID “REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE SIX”
Baby boy wants a bite of my cheesecake
Look how vicious Rottweilers are
LMFAO what. this is one of the dumbest things i’ve ever heard. um no they dont? do you watch nigahiga’s videos?? he doesn’t make videos about being asian. also there aint nothing wrong with asians talking about being asian. it’s their audience; if you don’t like it, don’t watch it.
when you start listening to ur favorite band less and less but when u listen to them again you’re like hELL YEA THIS IS MY FAVE BAND AND I LOVE THEM SO MUCH AND I FORGOT HOW PERFECT THEY ARE AND THEY MEAN SO MUCH TO ME
The thing that I hate shopping for at the moment is…any kind of underwear because people try to take pictures of whatever I buy.
oh my actual god this looks amazing
i wanna wake up to this with a cool dude by my side.
My life goal in a picture damn
i hate small talk
tell me about how lonely you are or tell me about why you keep waking up in the morning or talk to me about your mum’s eyes and your dad’s laugh. I don’t care about the weather and you don’t care about how my job’s going.
I’m so fucking in love with this.
how can i blacklist all posts like this can people just tag them #pseudo profound john green shit so i never have to see them