youtube comments are the stupidest like i read people’s youtube comments and think to myself your mother DID NOT RAISE YOU TO WRITE THOSE STUPID COMMENTS!!!!!

My friend met KevJumba while he was filming his “Wingman” vid at Tigs.

meeohchan:

He then proceeded to tell me that he is helluh cocky. I quote my friend who quoted him, “Yeah, helluh asian girls be up on my dick.”

My heart has been broken. (T_T)
I guess all youtube stars are cocky fucks. :[

LOGICAL FALLACY OF HASTY GENERALIZATION: bases an inference on too small a sample, or on an unrepresentative sample

definitely not all youtube stars are cocky, like i highly doubt ryan is

but kevin..yeah probably T_______T

sometimes when i watch a kevjumba video i have to pause it in the middle so i can cry

wtf did kevin do with his hair

IS THIS A JOKE LOL

or do i need to remake this post

omg

haha

he’s like a one-way ticket cuz you can’t come back

found on instagram through facebook being my creepy stalker self as usual

am i the only person who mentally separates kevjumba’s youtube career development into four stages based on the growth of his hair?

now i know what you’re thinking (especially if you saw this earlier post) …

but before you go back to your life…tell me you don’t do this too!

see, first we had stage 1 - early 2007 - late 2009: typical asian boy-do.

he started his first channel, kevjumba, during this stage.  that was when he was still in high school.  his hair is medium-ish.  (it was kind of different at certain points but i still count it as one stage)  every time i watch these videos, it makes me imagine seeing him at my own school, and i’d probably have a secret crush on him.  lol can you imagine if it was a secret

next we have stage 2 - late 2009 - early 2011: the buzz cut.

this was when he starts to use papa jumba in many of his videos. :D

also, he did a lot of amazing race videos.

and then there’s stage 3 - early 2011 - late 2011: the wannabe k-pop star.

gurl look at that body.  i actually hated his hair like this haha.  i mean it looks fine in these gifs but in some of the videos it made me a feel a lil’ bit awkward.

and last but not least we have stage 4 - late 2011 - now, or as i like to call it, the sex.

*dead*  do i even have to explain?

but even though i find his appearance most attractive the way it is now, my favorite stage would probably have to be stage 1.  i think it has to do with him having less fame and me feeling less distant from him.  i’m not really sure i just know from time to time i miss the old him so much.

SO GUYS, IN THE BOX BELOW, TELL ME WHICH STAGE IS YOUR FAVORITE?

I MEAN, WASN’T THIS CUTE GUYS.  HE’S LIKE A CATERPILLAR WHO WENT THROUGH METAMORPHOSIS.  AWWW

don’t leave me hanging.  okay.  i spent a long time on this post :C  because i actually have no life.

OH MY GOD

I APOLOGIZE FOR TYPING IN ALL CAPS

BUT IT CAN’T BE HELPED

GUYS

TODAY I FOUND OUT

KEVJUMBA RECENTLY CAME TO MY STATE

FOR HIS COLLEGE TOUR

TO THE COLLEGE THAT MY SISTER WENT TO

THAT I’VE BEEN TO LIKE A HUNDRED TIMES

AND MY FRIEND’S FRIEND GOT TO MEET HIM

WHO APPARENTLY SAID THAT “HE WAS PRETTY COOL

PRETTY COOL.

PRETTY COOL.

PRETTY COOL.

LET ME JUST SAY HE IS MUCH MORE THAN THAT.

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WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE.

WHY DIDN’T I STALK HIM HARDER TO KNOW THAT HE WAS COMING

THERE IS NO WAY TO CONTACT HIM I ALREADY CONFIRMED

AND THIS IS WHY THE FIRST THING I ALWAYS TELL PEOPLE WHEN I MEET THEM, IS THAT I AM IN FREAKING LOVE WITH KEVIN, SO IF THEY EVER GET TO MEET HIM BEFORE ME, THEY NEED TO TELL HIM

THAT I LIVE AND BREATHE HIM.

THAT I WOULD CATCH A GRENADE FOR HIM

I’D JUMP IN FRONT OF A TRAIN FOR HIM

I DON’T REMEMBER THE REST OF THE WORDS RIGHT NOW BUT YOU GET WHAT I’M SAYING

LIKE HI KEVIN I HAVE A CARDBOARD CUTOUT OF YOU OKAY

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^that is him.

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^he is peeking out the window

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^he is driving a car.

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^he made some donuts that suspiciously come in a krispy kreme box

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^just chilling

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^he is in my bed.

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^he is taking a shower.

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^he is playing guitar.

case in point?  i’m gonna go with “probably.”  and no, i didn’t just take all these pictures right now.  they were from this summer, already saved on my computer.

okeyy peace im out.

WELL AY BRING KEVJUMBA BACK TO THE DMV (DC/MARYLAND/VIRGINIA), ALRIGHT?

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p.s. im not crazy lol.  *teehee*

LOL OMG HAS ANYONE SEEN THIS YET.  FUNNIEST THING EVER.  EVER.  VOTE FOR KEVIN GUYS……THE OTHER VIDEO IS WINNING :C